Tuesday, April 1, 2008

You Must Be The New Coffee Machine

I was disappointed at both the lack of April Fools Day pranks today, and at my own inability to come up with some witty gag to write in this post about the holiday today. Personally, I think we should get April Fools off. And we should get tomorrow off for International Childrens Book Day. And we should get April 5th off for National Read-a-Roadmap Day. And next Monday off for Ponce de Leon Day (Hey, I think if a guy searched for the Fountain of Youth, we should get a day off in memory of him). And of course, we should get April 16th off for National Eggs Benedict Day.
No, I am not making these up.
Moving on, it looks like English fourth quarter will not be as carefree as I had originally hoped, since we seem to have a Poetry Project of some sort (which Maffey was vague about, as usual) and probably some essays about our independent book. However, we didn't have any English homeowork today for the first time in a few months, and our in-class assignment was really fun. This post's title comes up a line me, Boots, and Samy included in our amazing poem. We took it from a recent Dilbert comic, which I have included in this post (as a side note, I have a link to Scott Adams' blog here for those of you who haven't noticed. It's pretty funny)
I'm interested to see how many Google/Wikipedia searches it takes you guys to either understand or confirm the references I made in this post.

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