Are You Happy Now, Dad?

So (and yes I know I begin every single post with the word 'So'), over the weekend, I went with my dad and sister to a Mexican restaurant for dinner. It's located just a few blocks a way from my dad's house, so we ordered our food (my sister ordered a cheeseburger; I'm still trying to figure that one out) and walked over there. We were in for some surprises.
First of all, what I thought was an order of three tacos turned out to be only one taco. It was really good, but only held me over for like four minutes. However, my dad had ordered a burrito, and asked me to help him eat it. We opened the container, expecting a burrito, but instead found ourselves looking at Godzilla. This burrito was HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, it was at least as big as Matt Tapia's head, not to mention the fact that it was drenched in guacomole and sour cream, so there was no way you could eat with your hands. Luckily, my dad and I were equipped with Oxygen Destroyers in the form of empty stomachs (since I had only eaten one taco and my dad eats like one meal a day), so without further ado, my dad and I dug into King Kong. However, it turns out that even the combined empty stomachs of my dad and I were not enough to finish off The Incredible Hulk, so we found ourselves throwing away the rest of it. I will never forget that burrito as long as I live.
There, Dad, I posted about it. Eat it (oh wait you can't eat anything because we're both still digesting that stupid burrito).

A Hero Is Only As Good As His Villain

So, I have found two more previews of Season Three of Heroes, which, in case you hadn't noticed, I am eagerly awaiting. Apparently, the Company has been hunting Villains for a long time and locking them up in containment cells similar to Peter Petrelli and Adam Monroe. However, something has set them loose, either an enraged Sylar or someone else entirely. Whatever happens, expect these uber-powerful villains to be extremely pissed at being locked up for so long...oh yeah, and one of them appears to be pyrokinetic (or radioactive?).

It's Not So Much "Failing" As It Is "Not Passing"

So, if you couldn't tell from this post's title, I didn't pass my final Behind-the-Wheel session in Driver's Ed. The good news is that I passed the classroom portion, so all I have to do is come back in, like, September, and redo the BtW sessions after school two-three times a week.
Yesterday, I went with my family to the Taste of Chicago, as we do every year on July 3rd, to see the fireworks and eat calamari rings. It was fun, as always.
That's about all I have to say, other than:
HAPPY 232nd BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because I'm Jesus

OK, Chris, aka the King of all Cosmos, just showed me this site where a guy with glasses shortens classic movies into five seconds. Here is the funniest one by far:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/5-second-movies/37-5-second-movies/121-chronicles-of-naria
Watch it, and feel free to watch others (especially Temple of Doom). Take that, Claire and all you non-believers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Chris says: "Watch Nostalgia Critic! Especially 'Batman and Robin'! It will blow your mind!"